weirded out

Ashton and I watching a movie in my room. Suddenly banging on the door.

Who could be banging on our door at this time in the evening?

I foolishly am caught off my guard and open the door.



me: Uh??

guy: Hi, are your parents home?

me: Um no, I live here.

creepy guy: Oh uh, you look younger than uh... Well are you interested in having chicken, pork, or seafood delivered to your home? If you look at the side of my truck you'll see that... sweetmeats we...

(Ashton wanders to the door frame and creepy meat guy notices that I happen to be holding a knife)

creepy meat guy: Ah, don't stab me! She's got a knife!

Ashton and I: ....

creepy meat guy: So do you like chicken, pork, or seafood?

me: um n.. I don't accept callers this late at night...

creepy meat guy: It's only 8:15.... is that late?

me: uh yes.

creepy meat guy: oh ok



And then he ran into the darkness...

Ew... something about a guy peddling meat in the dark is just... unkosher.


haha cheap puns...