duck and cover

I like açai bowls.

I make them myself.

Tonight it wasn't blending well.

I tried to nudge the fruit into motion with a knife.

Açai flew over half the kitchen and the ceiling... not a good idea.

Purple spots were everywhere like in a story by Dr. Seuss.

I'm kind of a disaster in the kitchen.

I feel like Lindsay,

but I need George Michael's help.

I'm a chef in training.

the end.