a ridiculous dialogue

After a day of shopping and buying things that women wear (example: high heel shoes) as opposed to most of my clothes that appear to have been lifted from a 15 year old's closet (example: vans with pink elephants printed on them), the following conversation took place.

Scene: Me folding clothes in the laundry room, wearing pajama pants and my new red shirt. Enter Ashton in pjs...

me: (sheepishly) oh hi... uhm... I just wanted to wear my new shirt for a while. I like it. (pause) It's like the only... sexy piece of clothing I own.
her: Yeah a long red sweater....