my brother is hilarious!

Jpisms:Random sayings:

“What if I marry a hunchback?” (Totally out of the blue)

“It’s all for God” (To Todd at Breakaway)

“Did I just eat a snail?”

“Are snails eatable?”

Jim Morrison and the Doors- JP asked- they were called- “The Whores?” What.

“Why don’t you carry a knife?” (To Ashton- when she was scared of the streets)

“What about some blood?” (To the waiter- when asked what he wanted to drink)


JP went out by himself in Paris- when asked where he was- he said: “ I checked all of the usual places.” (Mr. independent)