something sarcastic

I'm that leader that you want around when the boys are elbowing and kicking their friends and throwing paper at the girls. Apparently the sermon about the despair and hate that the world has to offer and God's indwelling presence and hope to come wasn't as riveting as they would have liked. Unfortunately for them I'm that leader who will tell them to be quiet and when they don't listen go sit nice and cozy with them. Oh lovely.

Jr. high boys... proof that God's grace is boundless.